Drunken man loot simulator

~54 gp per kill

Loot simulator

Pick a monster, raid or reward chest and a number of runs to roll its loot - what you'd get and what it's worth at live GE prices.
Drunken man
Expected loot · average haul from 1,000 kills, at live GE prices
Bones 1,000
39,000
Earth talisman 16
9,641
Coins 6,703
6,704
Chaos rune 16
1,625
Bronze med helm 16
1,219
Bronze arrow 164
656
Fire rune 94
469
Iron dagger 8
328
Earth rune 63
313
Mind rune 141
281
Cabbage 8
211
Copper ore 16
172
Fishing bait 39
156
Expected value: 60,775
This is the mathematical average, not a roll: each item's quantity is its drop rate times 1,000 kills. That works out at about 54 gp per kill. Full rates on the Drunken man page.

Drunken man loot simulator

Simulate the loot from Drunken man in Old School RuneScape over as many kills as you like. Every drop is rolled against its real rate, so a long run converges on the true drop table. Drunken man is worth about 54 gp per kill on average at live Grand Exchange prices, so 1,000 kills comes to roughly 60,775 gp.

Drunken man loot - frequently asked questions

How much gp per kill is Drunken man in OSRS?

Drunken man averages about 54 gp per kill at current Grand Exchange prices, counting every drop on its table weighted by rate.

What do you get from 1,000 Drunken man kills?

On average, 1,000 kills yields 13 different items worth roughly 60,775 gp in total. Individual runs vary - roll the simulator to see a realistic sample.

Is this loot simulator accurate?

Yes. It uses the published Old School RuneScape drop rates and rolls each item independently per kill, exactly like the game, then values the haul at live Grand Exchange prices.

Where can I see Drunken man's full drop table?

The complete Drunken man drop table, with every item's rate and live value, is on the Drunken man bestiary page.