H.A.M. Guard loot simulator

~208 gp per kill

Loot simulator

Pick a monster, raid or reward chest and a number of runs to roll its loot - what you'd get and what it's worth at live GE prices.
H.A.M. Guard
Expected loot · average haul from 1,000 kills, at live GE prices
Ham gloves 23
40,318
Bones 1,000
40,000
Ham boots 18
36,364
Ham cloak 9
34,964
Ham hood 9
11,718
Cowhide 55
7,364
Ham logo 12
5,453
Iron pickaxe 27
5,018
Ham robe 12
4,570
Steel axe 18
3,018
Coal 18
2,673
Bronze axe 27
2,400
Steel pickaxe 18
2,382
Steel dagger 18
2,218
Grimy guam leaf 9
2,100
Bronze dagger 27
1,991
Knife 18
1,745
Iron axe 27
1,718
Tinderbox 18
1,636
Uncut jade 18
1,509
Uncut opal 18
1,455
Bronze pickaxe 27
1,336
Iron ore 18
1,291
Coins 1,289
1,289
Logs 55
1,255
Leather body 27
1,200
Raw chicken 36
1,018
Iron dagger 27
1,009
Steel arrow 100
900
Grimy marrentill 5
900
Needle 18
891
Raw anchovies 36
727
Grimy tarromin 3
684
Ham shirt 12
653
Bronze arrow 157
629
Thread 100
600
Feather 95
191
Buttons 36
N/A
Damaged armour 36
N/A
Rusty sword 36
N/A
Expected value: 225,187
This is the mathematical average, not a roll: each item's quantity is its drop rate times 1,000 kills. That works out at about 208 gp per kill. Full rates on the H.A.M. Guard page.

H.A.M. Guard loot simulator

Simulate the loot from H.A.M. Guard in Old School RuneScape over as many kills as you like. Every drop is rolled against its real rate, so a long run converges on the true drop table. H.A.M. Guard is worth about 208 gp per kill on average at live Grand Exchange prices, so 1,000 kills comes to roughly 225,187 gp. The rare drops to watch for are Grimy marrentill, Grimy tarromin.

H.A.M. Guard loot - frequently asked questions

How much gp per kill is H.A.M. Guard in OSRS?

H.A.M. Guard averages about 208 gp per kill at current Grand Exchange prices, counting every drop on its table weighted by rate.

What do you get from 1,000 H.A.M. Guard kills?

On average, 1,000 kills yields 40 different items worth roughly 225,187 gp in total. Individual runs vary - roll the simulator to see a realistic sample.

Is this loot simulator accurate?

Yes. It uses the published Old School RuneScape drop rates and rolls each item independently per kill, exactly like the game, then values the haul at live Grand Exchange prices.

Where can I see H.A.M. Guard's full drop table?

The complete H.A.M. Guard drop table, with every item's rate and live value, is on the H.A.M. Guard bestiary page.