H.A.M. Guard loot simulator

~285 gp per kill
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Loot simulator

Pick a boss, raid or reward chest and a number of runs to roll its loot - what you'd get and what it's worth at live GE prices.
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Generated loot · 1,000× H.A.M. Guard
Ham robe 19
116,850
Ham boots 19
31,806
Bones 1,000
31,000
Ham gloves 12
23,748
Ham cloak 8
20,520
Ham logo 8
15,272
Iron axe 32
8,384
Bronze pickaxe 32
5,536
Steel axe 27
4,968
Bronze axe 40
4,520
Cowhide 40
4,520
Steel pickaxe 22
4,488
Ham shirt 15
3,300
Coal 20
2,380
Iron dagger 22
1,870
Iron pickaxe 18
1,836
Grimy guam leaf 8
1,704
Logs 84
1,680
Needle 12
1,644
Bronze dagger 20
1,640
Tinderbox 13
1,261
Knife 15
1,260
Leather body 37
1,221
Raw chicken 41
1,189
Coins 1,181
1,181
Grimy marrentill 6
1,128
Uncut jade 14
1,120
Iron ore 18
1,026
Uncut opal 13
936
Steel arrow 104
832
Steel dagger 24
792
Thread 98
588
Bronze arrow 135
540
Raw anchovies 23
460
Onion seed 80
240
Ham hood 8
232
Feather 100
200
Cabbage seed 40
160
Grimy tarromin 1
157
Potato seed 144
144
Tomato seed 27
108
Sweetcorn seed 9
108
Strawberry seed 4
44
Buttons 32
N/A
Damaged armour 36
N/A
Rusty sword 44
N/A
Clue scroll (easy) 25
N/A
Total value: 302,593
Each drop is rolled independently from its per-kill rate, so totals match real expectations. Prices are live. Full table on the H.A.M. Guard page.
Expected loot · average haul from 1,000 kills, at live GE prices
Ham robe 12
74,359
Ham gloves 23
44,977
Bones 1,000
31,000
Ham boots 18
30,436
Ham cloak 9
23,318
Ham logo 12
23,082
Snape grass seed 1
13,877
Iron axe 27
7,145
Cowhide 55
6,164
Bronze pickaxe 27
4,718
Steel pickaxe 18
3,709
Steel axe 18
3,345
Bronze axe 27
3,082
Iron pickaxe 27
2,782
Ham shirt 12
2,660
Needle 18
2,491
Iron dagger 27
2,318
Bronze dagger 27
2,236
Coal 18
2,164
Grimy guam leaf 9
1,936
Tinderbox 18
1,764
Knife 18
1,527
Uncut jade 18
1,455
Uncut opal 18
1,309
Coins 1,289
1,289
Logs 55
1,091
Raw chicken 36
1,055
Iron ore 18
1,036
Leather body 27
900
Grimy marrentill 5
855
Steel arrow 100
800
Raw anchovies 36
727
Bronze arrow 157
629
Steel dagger 18
600
Thread 100
600
Grimy tarromin 3
471
Onion seed 95
286
Ham hood 9
264
Cabbage seed 63
254
Feather 95
191
Sweetcorn seed 12
142
Watermelon seed 2
141
Potato seed 129
129
Tomato seed 24
95
Strawberry seed 4
43
Buttons 36
N/A
Damaged armour 36
N/A
Rusty sword 36
N/A
Clue scroll (easy) 18
N/A
Expected value: 303,452
This is the mathematical average, not a roll: each item's quantity is its drop rate times 1,000 kills. That works out at about 285 gp per kill. Full rates on the H.A.M. Guard page.

H.A.M. Guard loot simulator

Simulate the loot from H.A.M. Guard in Old School RuneScape over as many kills as you like. Every drop is rolled against its real rate, so a long run converges on the true drop table. H.A.M. Guard is worth about 285 gp per kill on average at live Grand Exchange prices, so 1,000 kills comes to roughly 303,452 gp. The rare drops to watch for are Snape grass seed, Grimy marrentill, Grimy tarromin, Watermelon seed.

H.A.M. Guard loot - frequently asked questions

How much gp per kill is H.A.M. Guard in OSRS?

H.A.M. Guard averages about 285 gp per kill at current Grand Exchange prices, counting every drop on its table weighted by rate.

What do you get from 1,000 H.A.M. Guard kills?

On average, 1,000 kills yields 49 different items worth roughly 303,452 gp in total. Individual runs vary - roll the simulator to see a realistic sample.

Is this loot simulator accurate?

Yes. It uses the published Old School RuneScape drop rates and rolls each item independently per kill, exactly like the game, then values the haul at live Grand Exchange prices.

Where can I see H.A.M. Guard's full drop table?

The complete H.A.M. Guard drop table, with every item's rate and live value, is on the H.A.M. Guard bestiary page.

Game data on this page comes from the OSRS Wiki: H.A.M. Guard, used under CC BY-NC-SA 3.0.