Thing under the bed loot simulator

~40 gp per kill

Loot simulator

Pick a monster, raid or reward chest and a number of runs to roll its loot - what you'd get and what it's worth at live GE prices.
Thing under the bed
Expected loot · average haul from 1,000 kills, at live GE prices
Bones 1,000
40,000
Expected value: 40,000
This is the mathematical average, not a roll: each item's quantity is its drop rate times 1,000 kills. That works out at about 40 gp per kill. Full rates on the Thing under the bed page.

Thing under the bed loot simulator

Simulate the loot from Thing under the bed in Old School RuneScape over as many kills as you like. Every drop is rolled against its real rate, so a long run converges on the true drop table. Thing under the bed is worth about 40 gp per kill on average at live Grand Exchange prices, so 1,000 kills comes to roughly 40,000 gp.

Thing under the bed loot - frequently asked questions

How much gp per kill is Thing under the bed in OSRS?

Thing under the bed averages about 40 gp per kill at current Grand Exchange prices, counting every drop on its table weighted by rate.

What do you get from 1,000 Thing under the bed kills?

On average, 1,000 kills yields 1 different item worth roughly 40,000 gp in total. Individual runs vary - roll the simulator to see a realistic sample.

Is this loot simulator accurate?

Yes. It uses the published Old School RuneScape drop rates and rolls each item independently per kill, exactly like the game, then values the haul at live Grand Exchange prices.

Where can I see Thing under the bed's full drop table?

The complete Thing under the bed drop table, with every item's rate and live value, is on the Thing under the bed bestiary page.